...... ten points to the first person to guess the demographic of the people who live next door. I have been writing a PhD to the tunes of Kylie Minogue for four days now. I don't dislike her music but I'm not a raving fan either .... but guaranteed that by December I'll know most of the lyrics by heart.
hmmmm I'm going to go for girls around 12 - 15 yrs that are home from school for the holidays? Or, could be the complete opposite and be a twenty year old male Closet Kylie Fan, who can only listen to his precious Kylie at home where he won't get beaten up by his friends!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you need to outdo them with Dolly Parton or Tom T Hall or the Tijuana Brass Band. Something that really old people listen to. They might get the hint. If they're gay though they might like it.
ReplyDeleteAnd the 10 points goes to Michelle for guessing the correct demographic!! :) It's driving Dave nuts - moreso than me.
ReplyDeletePlay some Judy Garland - and then you'll have friends for Life!!
ReplyDeleteApplying the rule of Arlo Guthrie, if they're singing along in harmony it's a real give-away. He uses the now derisory term faggots in Alice's Restauarant, which pre-dates the use of gay...
ReplyDeleteOther option I have a lot of Peter Paul and Mary, Slade, or better still, Hi 5 and The Wiggles.
Remember, revenge is ameal best savoured cold... Patience, after all, you've waited a bloody long time for this thesis, you can wait to get even with Sister Kylie's Travelling Royal Tour- just for Queens...
Whether you like them or not, the Minogue sisters have so had their day!
ReplyDeleteDo my ten points go towards a ticket to Kylie's concert?
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